Vintage Funny Quote T-Shirt If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull
Vintage Funny Quote T-Shirt If Genders Confuse You Go Milk a Bull
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### Vintage Funny Quote "If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull" T-Shirt
🌟 **Embrace Humor with a Twist!** 🌟
Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with our **Vintage Funny Quote T-Shirt**! Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, this unique design features the witty phrase, *"If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull."* Crafted for comfort and style, this shirt is an essential addition to any wardrobe.
🎨 **Design & Style:**
- **Color:** Classic Black
- **Style:** Vintage-inspired with a distressed look for that authentic retro vibe
- **Fit:** Unisex – Ideal for men, women, and anyone who loves a relaxed fit
- **Fabric:** Soft, breathable cotton blend that feels great against the skin
👕 **Versatile & Functional:**
Whether you're hitting the streets, lounging at home, or attending a casual gathering, this T-shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or even sleepwear. The humorous quote makes it a great icebreaker and a fun gift idea for friends and family who appreciate a good joke.
💡 **Perfect For:**
- Casual outings
- Social gatherings
- Gifting occasions (birthdays, holidays, or "just because")
- Anyone with a great sense of humor!
🌱 **Eco-Friendly:**
We're committed to sustainability. This T-shirt is made with environmentally-friendly inks and processes, making it a fashionable choice you can feel good about.
🎁 **Why Wait?**
Add a splash of humor to your closet with the **Vintage Funny Quote "If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull" T-Shirt**. Order yours today and showcase your personality with pride!
Unleash your fun side – because life is too short for boring tees!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.