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Calm Your Teats Funny Cow Heifer T-Shirt for Farmers and Ranchers

Calm Your Teats Funny Cow Heifer T-Shirt for Farmers and Ranchers

Regular price $19.00
Sale price $19.00 Regular price $27.00

Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.

πŸ“ T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)

Size Chest Width Body Length Sleeve Length
XS 16.5” 27” 8”
S 18” 28” 8.25”
M 20” 29” 8.5”
L 22” 30” 9”
XL 24” 31” 9.25”
2XL 26” 32” 9.5”
3XL 28” 33” 9.75”

πŸ“ How to Measure

  • Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
  • Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.

πŸ’‘ Sizing Tips

  • All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
  • If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
  • Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
  • Orders over $50 ship free
  • 30 day returns

Product Detail

Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.

  • Unisex fit (true to US size)
  • Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
  • Ethically produced & shipped worldwide

**Calm Your Teats Cow Heifer Farmer Design T-Shirt**
🌾 **Perfect for Every Farmer** 🌾

Celebrate your love for farming with our **Calm Your Teats Cow Heifer Farmer Design T-Shirt**! Crafted for comfort and style, this t-shirt is ideal for cow enthusiasts, farmers, and anyone who appreciates the rustic charm of rural life.

🎨 **Design & Color**:
Adorned with an eye-catching graphic featuring playful cow imagery, this shirt seamlessly blends humor with practicality. The vibrant colors ensure that you stand out on the farm or at casual gatherings, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe.

πŸ‘• **Material & Fit**:
Made from high-quality cotton fabric, this t-shirt is soft, breathable, and perfect for all-day wear. The relaxed fit provides ease of movement, whether you're milking cows, attending a country fair, or enjoying a cozy evening at home.

✨ **Why You’ll Love It**:
- **Unique Design**: Show off your passion for farming with a witty twist.
- **Versatile Wear**: Perfect for daily farming tasks, casual outings, or as a fun gift for the farmer in your life.
- **Easy Care**: Machine washable and durable, the design holds up wash after wash.

πŸ„ **Show Your Love for Cattle**:
Let your friends and family know you're proud to be a farmer. The **Calm Your Teats Cow Heifer Farmer Design T-Shirt** is not just clothing; it’s a statement of your lifestyle and love for livestock.

🌟 **Available Sizes**: S, M, L, XL, XXL - Find your perfect fit and embrace farm life with style! πŸŽ‰

Upgrade your wardrobe with this charming t-shirt and showcase your farmers' spirit everywhere you go!

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